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when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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forthediehards:

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I’m just gonna bullshit it.

-my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

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My bed feels empty without you in it, come back.

-10 word story (via n4ughty-y)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

when a cop yells “freeze” you can yell back “now everybody clap yo hands” and he is required by law to start clapping or else he will be arrested for treason and possibly deported from the country

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realspacecowboy:

dad duties

NOT TODAY NOT TODAY